For reasons I will never understand, Ryan bought a really big, really dull sword from someone on Craig's List.
"What are you going to do with that?" I asked him when he tried to make me admire it. "Maybe I should start charging you rent if you have this much money for toys."
The next day, he tried to make me admire it again, but this time he said, "I bet you'd like it a lot if we were taking pictures with it at the barn."
It's like he knows me or something.
P.S. Now I love the sword.