Back in May, the companyfor which I work announced it had been sold to a liquidation company.
At first, it was really sad.Then - for the next two and a half month - it was extremely busy and extremely chaotic.But now?It's mostly depressing.Today, we went an entire hour without making a single sale. After sixty long minutes of busywork and doom scrolling, I looked over at Victoria and said, "I think it's time to dress the chicken."
At the same time we are going out of business, the store next to us - the store that moved into the space that used to be ours - is celebrating their grand opening.
We've been talking to the owners throughout their entire construction process, and as soon as the chicken arrived, I told them it needed a saddle. They probably thought I was kidding, but no. I always planned to make that happen. I was just waiting for a day like today.
Victoria and I walked over to their stores with a pair of splint boots in hand. We told them our plans, and suddenly there was just a little bit of panic. The chicken isn't permanently to his base, please don't knock him over. Also, his head and neck pop off.
I laughed and said I'd tacked up my share of uncooperative horses, both big and small. I think I could handle one chicken.
In fact, the bridle was a challenge.Fortunately, we were more than up to the task.After we were done, the liquor store guys came out and took pictures of our handiwork. It was impressive, if I do say so myself.And, you know... after we created this magnificent display, our foot traffic picked up, and we ended up having a decent day.




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