Yesterday morning, Alexey shared a picture of his new Mini Brand chicks.
Immediately, I had questions.
Alexey had answers.One thing led to another, and a plan was made.
Balls of joy and miniatures.
Yeah, I'm going to need that capybara.
Alexey whipped out his weight chart and scale and started weighing balls.
Repeat, repeat, repeat.
We made our selections and went to check out.I asked, "Are we opening them at your house or mine?"
"We're opening them in the car," Alexey said. "If we don't get the ones we want, we're going straight to another store."
Oh.
We opened our balls.
I got exactly the two I wanted.
Seems un-Jenniferlike, but I have a plan.
At this point, I was ready to go home.
Alas, Alexey and Tori still had needs. We headed out to Target number two.
We opened our balls.
I got exactly the two I wanted.
Seems un-Jenniferlike, but I have a plan.
At this point, I was ready to go home.
Alas, Alexey and Tori still had needs. We headed out to Target number two.
"I'm about to be unemployed," I said. "I'm not buying anything."
Then I saw the mini Milk Bone jar.
Oh.
Alexey whipped out his phone and got the dot code for the Milk Bones.
Back to the car for another opening ceremony.
Yay!
Alexey and Tori were not as lucky. Target number three was under discussion.
Oh.
Alexey whipped out his phone and got the dot code for the Milk Bones.
Back to the car for another opening ceremony.
Yay!
Alexey and Tori were not as lucky. Target number three was under discussion.
"I think I know this is going to go," I said, "but my house is kind of between here and there. You could drop me off."
They both laughed and told me I was a hostage.























































