In order to better manage my stress, my doctor recommended a daily dose of Olive.
Let's be clear about this: She was talking about capital O Olive.
Because small o olives like this...
and this...
and especially these...
are vile little oil nuggets that have no place on my plate.
Good Olive.
Best Olives.
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| Olive jar by Angelo Žunić |
At this time tomorrow, I will be at the airport. How am I going to live without my Olive?
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Haha, I love both kinds of olives
ReplyDeleteWell I've never tasted US olives and because I know taste can be REALLY different depending on the country you are... let me tell you: olives are delicious in France, if you buy them from a good place. Maybe you need to try different type of olives?
ReplyDeleteProof of life shots, I imagine. I had no idea the edible kind of olive required so much proofing, however.
ReplyDeleteHey! I'll take the small "O's" for $1.00 -Alex! The green ones are good!! The black ones are great on a pizza!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll take the big "O" for a pony ride any time 😊!
Hey Jen! Aren't you taking a big chance that your friend's Tiffany and Erin will get you back for all the times you pranked them about their dislikes?? (snails and such??) And right before you're going to Iceland too!!
Speaking of which-- BEST WISHES to you for a SAFE trip there and an very enjoyable time while you're there!! We'll miss you--but can't wait for your recounting! Do they have Bloody Mary's there?? If so, drink one for us-‐-with an Olive in it!! hehe!