Is his name really Welfare Baby? That's hilarious!
I'd name him Mommy's Little Accident :)
LOL! Yes, that is.
"Accident" might work as well...
And I bet she came up with that without even missing a beat :). Go Tiff! You guys crack me up :).
You could come up with some theme of living the American Dream, since he'll be rising above his poor beginnings ;~)