The first time I set eyes on Darcy, she was standing in a cage at the Denver Dumb Friends League, barking her head off.The sign on the cage listed her as "not suitable for first time dog owner." That didn't bother me. After all, I'd owned dogs pretty much my entire life.
What I didn't realize was that those words were code. What they really meant was: This dog needs a wealthy and dedicated owner. Emphasis on wealthy.
Although she appears to be the picture of health, my beautiful,active dog...
The most recent issue is a recessed vulva. We have battled one infection after another for nearly six months, and I've finally had to admit defeat. Today, Darcy is undergoing a vulvoplasty. Yes, you read that right. My dog is having plastic surgery on her vulva.
You can't put a price on love, but unfortunately my vet doesn't accept love as negotiable currency. Darcy's vet bills have put a strain on our family budget so I'm offering a couple custom tack slots on a first come, first serve basis. The first is for a dark brown or black huntseat saddle set. This includes a saddle, bridle, girth and fitted pad for $350 plus shipping. (Sold! Thanks to everyone who inquired.)
The second slot is for a Unicorn bridle, in white, black, brown, blue or pink leather with choice of horn color. This one will cost $100 plus shipping. (Also sold! Thank you so much to everyone for your support!)
Both slots must be paid in full immediately and delivery will be guaranteed before October 15. Please send all inquiries to email@example.com. Darcy and I thank you for your interest!