It's been a really long week.No one likes the cone of shame, especially not Darcy. If she could talk, I think her story would go something like this: I went to the vet, and now my butt hurts and I have to wear the cone of shame.
I do not like the cone of shame. It makes everything difficult. I keep crashing into things and I can barely eat my food.
I can't play with my toys,
I'm not supposed to play with the other dogs,
and the cats are mocking me.
I know the humans are feeling guilty because they keep giving me extra treats.
I like treats, but they don't make up for having to wear the cone.
I do not like the cone of shame. I can't wait until my life gets back to normal.