Showing posts with label Random. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Dressing the chicken

Back in May, the company that employs me announced it had been sold to a liquidation company.

At first, it was really sad.
Then - for the next two and a half months -  it was extremely busy and extremely chaotic.
But now?
It's mostly depressing.
Today, we went an entire hour without making a single sale. After sixty long minutes of busywork and doom scrolling, I looked over at Victoria and said, "I think it's time to dress the chicken."
At the same time we are going out of business, the store next to us - the store that moved into the space that used to be ours - is celebrating their grand opening.
We've been talking to the owners throughout their entire construction process, and as soon as the chicken arrived, I told them it needed a saddle. They probably thought I was kidding, but no. I always planned to make that happen. I was just waiting for a day like today.
Victoria and I walked over to their store with a pair of splint boots and a Dover cap in hand. We told them our plans, and suddenly there was just a little bit of panic. 
The chicken isn't permanently to his base, please don't knock him over. Also, his head and neck pop off.
I laughed and said I'd tacked up my share of uncooperative horses, both big and small. I think I could handle one chicken.
The bridle was, in fact, a challenge.
But we were more than up to the task.
After we were done, the liquor store guys came out and took pictures of our handiwork. It was impressive, if I do say so myself.
And, you know... after we created this magnificent display, our foot traffic picked up, and we ended up having a decent day.
Sometimes you really just need to dress a chicken!

Friday, July 17, 2026

Back among the living

This sign - which was posted at James' old apartment complex - states that every summer has a story.

It's barely the second half of July, and already, this summer has had a lot of stories.
I've written about most of them, at least briefly, but one thing I have not mentioned is a low-level but persistent health issue that suddenly became a lot less ignorable earlier this week. One trip to urgent care and a lot of antibiotics later, I can mostly think again. Regular posting resumes today, hopefully.

Sunday, July 5, 2026

Postcards from Madison

It took so much longer than we'd expected, but we did actually make it to Madison. Here's the proof!
celebrate
the power of curds
curds!
farmers' market
more curds
flowers
produce
more produce
protest
more protest
puffins
argonians
mail
signage
Wisconsin welcome wagon
Wisconsin welcome gifts
cow
bunny
wheels and margs
bird bath
Lake Mendota from the University of Wisconsin Terrace
Lake Mendota from the University of Wisconsin Terrace
evening walk
morning walk
Lake Monona
Lake Monona selfie
Lake Monona
tracks
excitement
disappointment
Lake Mendota
Lake Mendota
Mansion Hill
Wisconsin